So I publish a post about cutting my own hair, so proud that I managed to trim off a tiny bit without major damage, and what does my friend Rachel do? Posts about the time she shaved her hair off entirely, complete with parental reaction.
I mean, how am I going to top that? I'll have to get a tattoo.
(I'm kidding. But in college I knew someone, a fellow biology major, who had the Biohazard symbol tattooed on the small of her back.)