Sunday, May 03, 2009

Do you want to go to Heaven?

So Fr. Murphy walks into a pub in Galway, and says to the first man he sees, "Do you want to go to heaven?"

The man promptly replies, "I do, Father!

"Then stand over there against the wall," Father tells him. The man does so.

Then Fr. Murphy asks a second man, "Do you want to got to heaven?"

"Certainly, Father," the man replies.

"Then stand over there against the wall," says the priest.

Then Father walks up to O'Leary and says, "Do you want to go to heaven?"

"No, Father, I don't," says O'Leary.

Fr. Murphy can't believe it. "You mean to tell me that when you die you don't want to go to heaven?"

"Oh, when I die, yes! I thought you were getting a group together to go right now!"

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