Yes metallic traces in our garden water poisoning our food supply. My expert analysis found exactly 2 parts of hydrogen and one of oxygen in every single molecule. And you say there is no conspiracy. Could this be coincidence? I think not. God only knows how those things got in our water.
Dihydrogen monoxide! It's everywhere and it is THE major component in the chemical reaction that leads to global warming! Cows excrete it and our rivers are full of it-- we need to ban it! BAN IT!
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I think we as a nation have got to ask ourselves what happened to physics education :)
Yes metallic traces in our garden water poisoning our food supply.
My expert analysis found exactly 2 parts of hydrogen and one of oxygen in every single molecule. And you say there is no conspiracy. Could this be coincidence? I think not.
God only knows how those things got in our water.
For the version with musical accompaniment see:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ck7A9vufrX4&feature=related
OH MY GOSH, RACHEL!!!! You're the scientist - PLEASE TELL ME WHAT IS OOZING OUT OF OUR GROUND!!!!
And are we hanging out tomorrow?
Dihydrogen monoxide! It's everywhere and it is THE major component in the chemical reaction that leads to global warming! Cows excrete it and our rivers are full of it-- we need to ban it! BAN IT!
The musical version is brilliant.
Best line in the video: "This cannot be natural."
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