For Linda and anyone else who hasn't seen it yet. :) I've emailed this thing all over, but I guess I've never posted it on my blog before. It's from this post at Disputations, and I've no wish to steal credit from the genius who created it, but since it no longer seems to show up at its original home, I'm reposting it here:
I trust this makes everything clear. See you at the nunnery, girls.
Oh, and Linda, you can tell your menfolk that the encyclical that was recommended to me (the one whose title they were trying to translate today even though I couldn't quite remember what the title was!) is "Haurietis Aquas", which means "You will draw waters". It's about devotion to the Sacred Heart of Jesus. It's by Pope Pius XII, so I got that much right. :)